The Thursday Three: "Texas Is Having A Rough Week" Edition
One (Good.)
Two (This restores my belief in theodicy.)
Three (I lack the energy and verbal skill to describe how much I don't care.)
[Related to the first item: This photo is amazing. Submissions are now being accepted to guess at just why the man on the right is making such a bizarre face. Possible ideas include "bone-deep fatigue" or "just soiled his pants."]