Okay. So, this is another one of those stories that, though theoretically could happen anywhere, could actually only happen in Texas. This has to be the opening scene to an actual porno somewhere, something with a title like No, Seriously, It's a Mile-High Club or The Peanuts Are Free, As Is the Inconsequential Sex.
Anyway, on a flight bound for San Antonio, two inebriated and belligerent Playboy Playmates, apparently mistaking the coash-class aisle for a water fountain on the soundstage of their latest softcore DVD, began fighting with each other and other passengers. Officers from San Antonio's Finest were waiting to arrest them when the plane landed, and this is pretty much where the wheels come off the reality wagon and the story, for a brief moment, takes on the sheer implausibility of a Forum letter: In order to try and dissuade the officers from arresting them, the esteem-challenged women made sexual advances on the policemen. Reached for comment, the officers said that the arrest ranked among the "most awesome" experiences they've had on the force, not including the time their chief took everyone to Schlitterbahn.
According to the women's Web sites, they both have their eyes on actual acting careers, or something. One of the women, Carrie Minter, said she takes acting classes in Sherman Oaks, which pretty much guarantees I'll be keeping an eye out for her next time I make an In-N-Out run. Carrie says she's a "big dreamer." I guess this proves it. Keep chasing those stars, girls.
