This Just In
Apparently, baseball players sometimes use steriods to enhance their abilities.
In related news, rain falls from the sky and 2+2=4.
"Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party, and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave and we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's someone who's more important she should be talking to, and it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack."
Apparently, baseball players sometimes use steriods to enhance their abilities.
Actually I think that big kids spit rain from the sky, and 2+2 doesn't always equal four, but EVERYONE knew about the other one just look at Bonds... oops?
By Master Baron Von Tuckenstein the First Esquire, at 5:19 PM, March 17, 2005
What!?! Steriods in sports!?! But that would be unethical! No true sports player would ever stoop to such a low!
By Azathoth100, at 8:15 PM, March 18, 2005
So these vitamins are bad for you. Thanks. Now that we know, could the House commitee go after something like...hmmm, people responsible for Abu Ghraib? Or, more importantly, how The Pacifier ever got made?
By matty, at 6:19 PM, March 20, 2005