Seldom-Read Children's Books
Strangers Have the Best Candy
No One Will Miss You If You Run Away
Jimmy Touched Himself and Died
Nice Guys Finish Last. All the Time.
You're Probably Disappointing Your Parents
Fall Into the Gap: Why It's Not Okay to be Different
There's No Such Place as Dog Heaven: The Truth About Canine Euthanasia
That Weird Smell is the Stench of Your Overwhelming Mortality: Or, Get Ready to Work in a Cubicle
[I'm sorry this is so derivative and uninspired. I'm very tired.]