Proposed Campaign Slogans, Bush-Cheney 2004:
Are you really going to listen to that Michael Moore douche bag?
Weapons of Mass Awesomeness
Now with improved spelling ability!
Because it's time for a theocracy.
A vote for Bush is a vote for national-wide togetherfication.
This time, we'll win for real. (Looking at you on this one, Florida.)
F*** Kerry.