Monday, July 05, 2004

Proposed Campaign Slogans, Bush-Cheney 2004:

Are you really going to listen to that Michael Moore douche bag?

Weapons of Mass Awesomeness

Now with improved spelling ability!

Because it's time for a theocracy.

A vote for Bush is a vote for national-wide togetherfication.

This time, we'll win for real. (Looking at you on this one, Florida.)

F*** Kerry.

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