Slowly Going Bald

"Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party, and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave and we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's someone who's more important she should be talking to, and it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack."

Monday, November 29, 2004

Life Lessons From "Friday the 13th, Part 2"

1. If you have to swim at night, swim naked.

2. Good people die horribly.

3. Drunk people often survive, as do dogs.

4. Sex leads to death.

5. People in wheelchairs, though nice, are easy targets.

6. Girls seldom wear underwear in life-threatening situations.

7. A chainsaw, machete and pitchfork aren't enough to stop a killer who really wants to kill.

8. Jason, inexplicably, really wants to kill.

9. If you're having car trouble, don't expect your car to start working when you need to leave in a hurry.

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"East of Eden" was an easy one, but I must give you props for knowing "Soldier." I don't know of too many people who have even heard of Helprin. It makes my heart glad (corny, but actually true in this case) that there is someone else out there who revels in literature as much as I do.

Also, Cameron lives by the Texas School for the Blind, and they are easier targets than people in wheelchairs. Especially if they are naked.

By Master Baron Von Tuckenstein the First Esquire, at 9:29 AM, November 29, 2004

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...a stone, a leaf, an unfound door; of a stone, a leaf, a door. And of all the forgotten faces....

O waste of loss, in the hot mazes, lost, among bright stars on this most weary unbright cinder, lost! Remembering speechlessly we seek the great forgotten language, the lost lane-end into heaven, a stone, a leaf, an unfound door. Where? When?

O lost, and by the wind grieved, ghost, come back again.

--Look Homeward, Angel

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.

--John Stuart Mill

We have all read in scientific books, and indeed, in all romances, the story of the man who has forgotten his name. This man walks about the streets and can see and appreciate everything; only he cannot remember who he is. Well, every man is that man in the story. Every man has forgotten who he is. One may understand the cosmos, but never the ego; the self is more distant than any star. Thou shalt love the Lord thy God; but thou shalt not know thyself. We are all under the same mental calamity; we have all forgotten our names. We have all forgotten what we really are. All that we call common sense and rationality and practicality and positivism only means that for certain dead levels of our life we forget that we have forgotten. All that we call spirit and art and ecstasy only means that for one awful instant we remember that we forget.

--G.K. Chesterton

We were, for the briefest of moments, something greater than the sum of our uncertain parts; we were youth itself, in all its painful glory and sharp joy.

--August Van Zorn

There is a time in the lives of most writers when they are vulnerable, when the vivid dreams and ambitions of childhood seem to pale in the harsh sunlight of what we call the real world. In short, there's a time when things can go either way.

--Stephen King

Film lovers are sick people.

--Francois Truffaut

Slowly Going Bald

Monday, November 29, 2004

Life Lessons From "Friday the 13th, Part 2"

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