Alternate Versions of Ryan Adams's La Cienega Just Smiled That Probably Are Less Emotionally Powerful
Highland Just Offered You A Prostitute
La Brea Just Stole Your Car
Cahuenga Just Grinned And Puked On Your Pumas
Sunset Just Sold You High-Priced Pornography
Hollywood Just Gave You The Finger
La Brea Just Stole Your Rental Car
Pico Just Begged For Spare Change
Venice Just Tried To Sell You Flowers Or Oranges, Depending On The Season