Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Alternate Versions of Ryan Adams's La Cienega Just Smiled That Probably Are Less Emotionally Powerful

Highland Just Offered You A Prostitute

La Brea Just Stole Your Car

Cahuenga Just Grinned And Puked On Your Pumas

Sunset Just Sold You High-Priced Pornography

Hollywood Just Gave You The Finger

La Brea Just Stole Your Rental Car

Pico Just Begged For Spare Change

Venice Just Tried To Sell You Flowers Or Oranges, Depending On The Season

3 Comments:

that's my favorite ryan adams song dan...yet you still made me laugh out loud...thanks bud...

cody

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:58 AM, March 31, 2005  

Thousand Oaks pulled you over at 1 AM for no other reason that it's really really bored.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:51 PM, April 02, 2005  

Yo, Chris. Haven't gotten the 1 a.m. pull-over yet, but I only moved to Thousand Oaks from Glendale a week ago. I'm pacing myself.

By Blogger Dan Carlson, at 9:09 AM, April 04, 2005  

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