Clickety-click, folks.
Right here.
[Link goes to pajiba.com]
[N.b.: "Clickety-click" is just another stupid way I came up with to say "Click here." It's not meant to represent, as some might interpret, the sound of a rollercoaster.]
Slowly Going Bald
"Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party, and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave and we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's someone who's more important she should be talking to, and it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack."
Monday, June 27, 2005
Right here.
[Link goes to pajiba.com]
[N.b.: "Clickety-click" is just another stupid way I came up with to say "Click here." It's not meant to represent, as some might interpret, the sound of a rollercoaster.]
7 Comments:
i still want to see it...i know i'm wierd...but i appreciate your review
c blair
By 
, at
9:24 AM, June 27, 2005
Good review. How does it feel to be sponsored by Hogan Knows Best?
R.English
By , at
9:45 AM, June 27, 2005
Good review. I found several typos (as in words missing), but I'll let you find them because I'm nice like that. Way to get published.
By 
Sarah, at
9:46 AM, June 27, 2005
I would've preferred to be sponsored by "Macho Man Gets a Job at Jiffy Lube," but I guess Hulk's show will have to do.
By Dan Carlson, at
9:54 AM, June 27, 2005
hey, happy birthday tomorrow, dan. You're a pal.
Steve
By Steve, at
2:22 PM, June 27, 2005
Yeah, happy birthday! Great review. Despite the fact that you didn't like it, you made me want to see it. Go figure.
By Kyle, at
4:06 PM, June 27, 2005
Hi-larious! The first sentence grabbed me, and the body of it kept me laughing the whole time.
By Cody, at
11:26 AM, June 29, 2005
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