Nicknames I Have Had:
Ray
Bastard Ray
Girth Boy
Grimace
Horace Greeley
Nicknames I Wish I Had:
The Hammer
Vince
Cigarettes Johnson
Granola Bar Whiskey
Chops
Harry S Truman
"Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party, and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave and we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's someone who's more important she should be talking to, and it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack."
Nicknames I Have Had:
I'm surprised you didn't make a list of all the nicknames you gave me growing up. Ah, memories.
By Sarah, at 11:06 AM, August 26, 2005
Melanie: You don't remember Girth Boy because you didn't go to high school with me.
Sis: Yeah, that was something.
By Dan Carlson, at 11:24 AM, August 26, 2005
Why not go for Tonka
, atDaniel Carlson, I randomly came across your website. Maybe by some divine guidance. You're a trip. If you need any jokes, let me know. I don't see how I could match up with your humor these days, though. - Karin Meyer
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Hey Karin,
Thanks for the comment. And yes, you owe me a joke. And it can't be the one about the single guy in the grocery store, because I tell that one to people and pretend it's mine.
By Dan Carlson, at 1:39 PM, August 30, 2005
You forgot "Person."
-->Jon.