Ways To Pass The Time During Your Last Two Weeks On The Job

Start referring to the fax machine as "my ho."

Wash your hands after using the restroom, but don't dry them. Leave wet handprints everywhere. If possible, shake supervisor's hand.

Attend meetings with fly unzipped. Doze off during said meetings.

Abruptly end conversations by announcing, "I need to go Number 2."

Begin addressing people by race, religion, and/or sexual orientation.
[Ex.: "Hey, Mormon boy, get over here. My screen won't print. And bring that guy that might be gay, he knows computers."]

When asked your reason for leaving, respond that "anything is better than this craphole."

Answer questions with, "Your mom."
[Ex.: "So what are your future plans?"
"Your mom."]

Call your boss just to say hi. Call at least 7 times a day.

When called on to speak in meetings, respond in melancholic aphorisms.
[Ex.: "Do you have anything you'd like to add?"
"Yes. All that you love will be carried away."]

Just for kicks, try to get fired on your last day. It probably won't work, since it's your last day, and it'll give you a good barometer of when joking becomes sexual harassment becomes prison time, which is useful information for your next job.