Nicknames For Cheney That, If He Used Them In Public, Might Persuade Me To Vote For Bush (Though Probably Not)
Uncle Crusty
Grandpa Dick
Dick
Scooter
Flapjacks O'Callahan
That Mean Guy Who Lives Next Door And Won't Let Me Climb The Fence And Get My Ball Back, The Bastard
Dick "Let's Get Insaney" Cheney
C'mon Ride The Cheney
The Grizzled Old Prospector